Preparation for Time Travel (Part 2)

Brother Zhao (Minmin's father), I admire you so much for daring to say to Liu Bo, 'Leave no trace of him!' You are an idol!

Master: "... ..."

Ultimately, in the difficult situation of being unable to retreat, Minmin's father began intensive training in Go. As the only training partner, Minmin memorized the games of renowned players. Minmin's father devoted all his knowledge, and Minmin made remarkable progress day by day

Minmin: "I am deepening my understanding; this is 'The Art of War' by Sun Tzu"

Roommate B: I see, a poignant poem about the sorrow of autumn and the lament of spring

The usually silent roommate C said: "Minmin, you are preparing for a time travel, not cramming for the Chinese language exam. Calm down..."

Minmin placed it on the podium

"The Complete Guide to Terraced Farming"

Minmin: "Understood, I am reading 'Modern Enterprise Marketing'"

Since getting married, I haven't seen you act so manly, Dad of the child (Minmin's dad)! It's not about the buns, it's about pride. Rest assured, I will fully support you!

Friend A: "Minmin, you need to prepare for the journey we understand, and the books, but why did you enroll in both the French and Japanese classes?"

Roommate A: Look, she is now writing poetry every day with a brush, and it's all those melancholic pieces about the sorrow of autumn and the lament of spring...

Truth

Minmin: "Dad, it seems like you're lacking a bit of fighting spirit, hehe... I, your daughter, will make you ignite... You are like a fire—burning fiercely and passionately for me..." Humming a tune, she walked down...

Home

the day after tomorrow

Deng Xiaoping Theory Course

Teacher: "Zhao Minmin! What are you reading down there instead of paying attention in class? Nowadays, girls often read romance novels and whatever else is called 'danmei'. They say each generation is less cultured than the last, but look at the content they consume! Where is the elegance? ... Hand that book over!"

Master: "... ..."

Liu Xiaoer! You have oppressed me for many years (the garbage in the corridor is never taken out, and the clothes drying always occupies my balcony...)! Trivial matters have piled up, and my anger is hard to dissipate! One year from now, I will challenge you to a game of Go at the entrance of the alley, and the loser will be responsible for cleaning the corridor for a year! I, Zhao Zhong, hereby swear that I will leave you with no chance of survival! On this day next year, we must meet! -- February 6, 2005, written by Minmin... The loser will be responsible for cleaning the corridor for a year! I, Zhao Zhong, hereby swear that I will leave you with no chance of survival! On this day next year, we must meet! -- February 6, 2005, written by Minmin... Ah! Dad! Dad, why did you faint?

Minmin's father, at a loss...

Course on Ideological and Political Education for College Students

In fact, I didn't write anything embarrassing, just:

Master: "... ..."

Lens F

Wow! Old Zhao (Minmin's dad)! You are absolutely amazing! I will definitely be there to watch!

Teacher: "Classmate Zhao Minmin, what book are you looking at with your head down?"

Thus, when one becomes so distracted in class to this extent, it is also a form of attainment

Roommate B: How to say it

Teacher: "Hey! That female student over there! What are you looking at? Don't you know we are in class? Did you understand the economic theory that was just discussed?"

Girls' dormitory

Xiao Zhong Ah (Min Min's Dad) The kid has backbone! Alright!

Teacher: "... Therefore, modern people! They have forgotten their roots! Tell me, how many of you can distinguish the five grains? Do you know what rice looks like? ... Hey, that girl over there, what are you looking at?"

Class on Chinese Classical Literature

Father: "I, your father, have fought against Liu Bo for over ten years and have never won against him. He is the champion of the amateur group in Beijing. One year? You must be dreaming!"

The cover prominently features the embossed golden letters: "The Prince"

The master is rigid in...

Lens E

Upon hearing this, Minmin suddenly threw down her brush and lifted her head from the pile of rice paper, exclaiming angrily: "Nonsense! Who is always writing those pitifully sentimental pieces about the sorrow of autumn and the lament of spring? Ignorance! The probability of poems about the sorrow of autumn and the lament of spring appearing is so low! (This is not the point you should be angry about...) I tell you, a time-traveling female protagonist may not be beautiful, but she must be able to compose poetry! And the type of poetry that is most likely to appear is poetry about tea! Next would be poetry about the four gentlemen: plum, orchid, bamboo, and chrysanthemum, as well as poetry about rivers, lakes, and seas... I tell you, a time-traveling female protagonist may not be beautiful, but she must be able to compose poetry! And the type of poetry that is most likely to appear is poetry about tea! Next would be poetry about the four gentlemen: plum, orchid, bamboo, and chrysanthemum, as well as poetry about rivers, lakes, and seas... Of course, there are also many poems praising the peaceful and prosperous times, as making the emperor happy is very important... Reciting poetry is not the main point; the key is to apply it effectively. The first thing is to clarify the era! Reciting Li Bai's poems in front of Kangxi and claiming they are original will get you kicked out..." Reciting Li Bai's poems in front of Kangxi and claiming they are original will get you kicked out...

Marxist Political Economy Course

Master: "... ..."

Minmin clung to her father's neck like an octopus: "Dad, Dad, teach me how to play Go— is there a way I can win against Uncle Liu next door within a year?"

Teacher: "Don't find it bothersome to calculate these numbers! Theory serves practice! The formulas on paper today will be the skyscrapers of tomorrow! ... ... Zhao Minmin! What book are you reading?"

Introduction to Administrative Management

Minmin cautiously approached her father and tentatively spoke: "Um, Dad, I wrote a challenge letter to Uncle Liu on your behalf and posted it at the entrance of the alley..."

Advanced Mathematics Course

Post-War International Relations History Course

Minmin, on the verge of collapse, shook her father and calmly replied

Lens G

Minmin: "You must know that this is the only elegant entertainment activity in ancient times! It not only passes the time but also allows one to appear profound, does it not?"

What are you saying?! Minmin's father, who almost fainted, trembled as he shook Minmin, "What... what have you written?" Oh my God, why did you send such a little demon to be my daughter? ...? Weeping Minmin's father ... ...

... ... chirp chirp ... ...

Roommate A: Are you all saying ...? ... Has Minmin fallen in love?

Master: "... ..."

Camera D

"The Art of Steel Smelting"

Minmin: "Sister, you are being too narrow-minded—how do you know that I will definitely dress in ancient Chinese style rather than in foreign ancient styles? Please refer to works such as 'The Tale of the Song Princess in Heian-kyo'... I am making preparations for both possibilities, after all, one must be prepared for all outcomes."

Dear neighbors and fellow villagers

Teacher: "Zhao Minmin, what are you looking at? Do you understand the essence of Deng Xiaoping Theory that I just explained?"